19 10 / 2014

gnarly:

so today i typed in gnarly in urban dictionary and i scrolled down and found this IM CRYING xD

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(via so-humorous)

19 10 / 2014

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

(via cecevolume)

19 10 / 2014

19 10 / 2014

crayonster:

timeturner:

bex-chan:

you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it

The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.

(via cecevolume)

19 10 / 2014

lilitudracul:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing

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(via cecevolume)

19 10 / 2014

mykashikoifandoms8:

I had to stop taking books to the bathroom because I would pee for 11 seconds and read for 17 minutes.

(via jelloandsugar)

19 10 / 2014

nomad-shit:

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

666meme:

666meme:

why did the semen cross the road? 

i wore the wrong the socks

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DELETE THIS

(Source: 6dad, via regeneratingwholockian)

19 10 / 2014

regalia-of-wisdom:

bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

(via regeneratingwholockian)

19 10 / 2014

bowleggedbeauty:

bootycaller:

today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for halloween

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(Source: tiredestprincess, via nerds-geeks-fangirls)

19 10 / 2014

sometime in the future

  • 1: ah yes I remember the Great Skeleton War of 2014.
  • 2: grandma that never happened.
  • 1: it was a long war.
  • 2: grandma please stop we've talked about this.
  • 1: the only way to end it was to make a treaty with the skeletons.
  • 2: grandma
  • 3: and that's why humans have skeletons inside them.
  • 2: gRANDMA PLEASE

19 10 / 2014

abeautyinyourresistance:

all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with

(via my-wayward-impala)

19 10 / 2014

bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

(via my-wayward-impala)

19 10 / 2014

filingsforkili:

True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.

(via laughing-llama)

19 10 / 2014

deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

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(Source: asterkid, via laughing-llama)

19 10 / 2014

welcometothemagic:

CALI on Flickr.
HalloweenTime throwback!

welcometothemagic:

CALI on Flickr.

HalloweenTime throwback!

(via yohoyohoadisneylifeforme)